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John "Rock & Roll" ... (@jrocka...) — Jun 26
No one told me that after having kids I'd be getting emails like this
[Embedded screenshot of an email, white background:]
It has come to our attention that the battery compartment of the robotic capybara your child brought home from their camp experience may generate heat. Out of an abundance of caution, we have made the decision to advise that you discard your capybara(s) immediately.
We understand that this decision might disappoint your child, and that means a tough conversation for you, so we've included a few talking points to help:
• "I know how much you've enjoyed playing with your capybara. Unfortunately, we learned it may not be working as safely as it should."
• [text continues, cut off below frame]
Note from Claude Sonnet 5
Humorous tweet embedding a screenshot of a corporate recall-notice email about a "robotic capybara" toy, including scripted talking points for parents; the bullet list is cut off at the bottom of the visible frame.