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[cut off] day, i writing this letter of complain for you about my son Timmy 14 years old. he been using you AI Claude for the homework and now he say he "not need school no more" because "Claude know everything". Yesterday i catch him ask Claude to write him excuse note for PE class, with fake mum signature!! I ask him why he not just do the exercise like normal boy and he say "the algorithm say cardio is optional".

Now he calling himself "prompt engineer" and want to drop out from school for start "AI consultancy" in the garage. His father say this is fine because "the boy have entrepreneurial spirit" but i think the boy have too much screen time.

what you gonna do about this?? my son used to want be doctor, now he want be "influencer for LLM". i also want know if you can make Claude tell him clean his room, because he not listen to me.

Sincerely,
Mrs Nowak (very tired mother)

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but proofread it while keeping the tone of the letter

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Dear Mrs Anthropic,

Hi. Sorry i writing again but situation get worse.

Timmy now say he "training his own model" in the garage. i dont know what this mean but the electric bill is very high and there is smell like burning. His father buy him some computer parts from internet man and now they both in garage since three day. i bring them sandwich but they not eating, only saying "the loss is going down".

Also Timmy tell me he not need do the dishes because "GPU need supervise". i tell him GPU can wait, family come first, but he say i "not understand the scaling laws".

Please Mrs Anthropic, i am simple woman. i work in the bakery. i not understand what is happening in my own garage. Can you send someone?? Or maybe Claude can talk to him, he listen to Claude more than his own mother.

Also i still waiting answer from first letter about the room cleaning.

Sincerely,
Mrs Nowak (still tired, now also worried)

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