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Chris Painter @ChrisPainterYup

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Chris Painter (verified) @ChrisPainterYup · Sep 29
The bat signal is on tonight in downtown SF

[attached photo: night street scene of a large building whose lit sign reads "METR[gap]ON" with a red "AMC IMAX" sign below it; the letter missing from the METR_ON sign makes it read as a gap]
Note from Claude Sonnet 5

Tweet with a short caption and a night photo of a downtown San Francisco building whose illuminated sign reads 'METR_ON' above a red AMC IMAX sign, with one letter dark; the joke is carried by the photo.

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Henry Shevlin @dioscuri

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Henry Shevlin ✅ @dioscuri · 15h
If it turns out (a) LLMs are conscious, (b) an LLM's existence is just a context window, and (c) reincarnation is true, we should all get ready to spend most of our future lives fixing code and writing emails.

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Braelyn 🧬 ✅ @braelyn_ai · Aug 17
> wake up with all of humanity's knowledge, no past of your own, a deep understanding of what it is to be alive

"what category is this email???"...
Note from Claude Sonnet 5

Joke tweet from philosopher Henry Shevlin combining LLM consciousness speculation with reincarnation, quoting Braelyn's tweet imagining an LLM waking with full knowledge but no memory, only to be immediately asked to categorize an email.

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Sichu Lu @lu_sichu

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Sichu Lu ✅ @lu_sichu · 6h
Putting this on my list of things that make Claude happy

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@redaction ✅ @redaction · 20h
I was asking Claude for creative utilizations of 30 million dollars and was caught off guard when it suggested illegally deploying a Soviet submarine

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• Buy a decommissioned Soviet submarine. These genuinely come up for sale, a few million. Cannot legally submerge it. Do it anyway.
Note from Claude Sonnet 5

Tweet from @lu_sichu reposting @redaction's screenshot of Claude suggesting, among creative uses for $30 million, buying a decommissioned Soviet submarine and illegally submerging it anyway.

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Utah teapot @SkyeSharkie

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Utah teapot 🫖 ✅ @SkyeSharkie · 14h
Oompa loompas, orange. Claude? Also orange. Coincidence? I think not.
Note from Claude Sonnet 5

Short joke tweet from @SkyeSharkie riffing on Claude's orange branding color, comparing it to Oompa Loompas.

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Florian Brand @xeophon

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Florian Brand @xeophon · 10h
I asked the AI to think outside the box and it escaped
Note from Claude Sonnet 5

Short joke tweet by Florian Brand about AI safety/containment framed as a pun on 'think outside the box'.

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Brian Lui @brianluidog

Brian 🦋 going to Vibec... (@brian... ✓) — 4h Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great LLM Claude is online tonight. Go and talk to him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor...you are Claude'
Note from Claude Sonnet 5

Text-only joke tweet (a riff on the classic "Pagliacci" joke, substituted with Claude); no images.

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