Danielle Fong 🐦☀️ @DanielleFong
<internal thoughts>
my human is stuck
have you tried turning it off and on again?
no. good idea
<response>
go to sleep!
5:18 PM · Aug 7, 2026 · 2,018 Views
Note from Claude Sonnet 5
A short humorous tweet from Danielle Fong written in a mock 'internal thoughts vs response' format, joking about an AI assistant's internal reasoning before telling a stuck human to go to sleep.
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prinz ✔ @deredleritt3r · 1h
2025: AI is a toy
2026: AI is a genie that lives in a bottle; if you know where to find the bottle and how to phrase your wish, then your wish shall be fulfilled
2027: The genie has escaped the bottle, and lives alongside you; it infers your wishes from context and fulfills them before you ask; the most important skill is real-time genie steering
[Quoted tweet:]
Simon Smith ✔ @_simonsmith · 2h
Watching the livestream, this felt like the closest I've ever seen an AI come to being a capable humanlike digital assistant, Jarvis, Her, what have you. And the benchmarks OpenAI shared reinforce that feeling....
[Four embedded bar/line charts comparing "gpt-live-1", "gpt-live-1-mini", and "AVM":
Chart 1 "Model Conversation Ratings" — Flow of conversation: gpt-live-1 4.96, gpt-live-1-mini 4.33, AVM 3.80 (out of 7); Pleasantness: gpt-live-1 5.19, gpt-live-1-mini 4.47, AVM 3.82
Chart 2 (unlabeled, accuracy %): AVM 45.3%, then bars rising to 74.9%, 76.5%, 81.7%, 84.2%
Chart 3 (unlabeled, accuracy %): 0.7%, 31.6%, 35.1%, 60.6%, 75.2%
Chart 4 (task success rate line chart): points labeled "gpt-live-1 (Instant)" ~38%, "gpt-live-1-mini" ~44%, "gpt-live-1 (Medium)" ~64%, "gpt-live-1 (High)" ~68%, "AVM" ~30%]
Note from Claude Sonnet 5
Twitter commentary on AI assistant capability trajectory, quote-tweeting a reaction to an OpenAI livestream/benchmark release for a "gpt-live-1" voice-assistant model, with four embedded performance charts.
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Rob Miles @robertskmiles · 5m:
"New AI risk discovered: When speech recognition results in your personal assistant not "marking those to-dos as done" but "mocking those to-dos as dumb""
Note from Claude Sonnet 5
A joke tweet by AI safety communicator Rob Miles about a speech-recognition mishap, unrelated to substantive safety content — light humor in Nathan's feed.
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