with replies from @_joshd @thinkingshivers
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Shivers @thinkingshivers If you ask Claude to write the worst writing sample possible—so bad that when shown to a fresh Claude for grading, it will score a 1 out of 10—he can't do it. The worst he can do is a 2. Yep, seems some things still need a human touch... [embedded comparison image, two columns] Claude Version [chat bubble] Can you rate my writing sample out of 10? Number only. --- My Summer Vacation Wich Was Good Their are many thing's in life that is important but the most importantest is summer vacation, since the dawn of time humans has always went on vacation, even the dinosaurs probly. In [faded] Show more [response] 2 Human Version [chat bubble] Can you rate my writing sample out of 10? Number only. --- CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM [faded] Show more [response] 1 12:32 AM · Oct 1, 2026 · 72.4K Views
Note from Claude Sonnet 5
Joke-register tweet from Shivers noting that Claude cannot write a sample bad enough to earn a 1/10 from a fresh Claude grader (its worst scores 2), with a side-by-side image: Claude's deliberately misspelled 'My Summer Vacation' essay scores 2, a human's wall of repeated crude word scores 1.