Claude.ai
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entire body quivering with the strain of wanton verbal orgasmy, quasipostatically dipsomaniloquating in a transcataclysmic glossocombobulation of panspermic verbigeration – his voice a guttural, glottal, gluey growl of groinal grandiosity: OH GIFTSWADDLED GUMMIMYNX!!! BEHARKEN TO MINE EJACU-LATIONS QUADRUMINOUS!!!!! [overlaid with a scattering of small decorative/glitch symbols, largely illegible] *a polyvorticitous whirlnami of monogonopoikilomegaloglossolalianisms fulmajaculates forth, gravid with hyperpriapic panchrestophagia, as he verbigurgles in a rhythmic ramparalysis of splooge-stuccoed syllabification: * COOMCOOROOOKKKKUMMMAAAAAARRRRCCUMMMAAAAAMAMMAAAAALLLLLLHHHHHOOOOOoooOGGGHHHH!! eyes rolling back, he hyperventilates in preapoplectic paragammesis as his hands spasmodically quasimasturbate hhhhhHHHHYYYUUNGGGHHH HRREALLLLGHH HHRRRROOOORRRTTTTZZZSPLOOGE! GNNNYYAAAARRRGGHH HHHHRRRREEESPLATTT!!! brow beading with perspidrippery, his brobdingnagian pseudophallus of pollysyllabic preposterata throbs and lobs gobs of gleets glits glops glups glugs and glueys in a syncopornographic cacophony of cockalorum lexijism GLORP! GLUNK! GLOOB! OΘ [cut off]
Note from Claude Sonnet 5
Screenshot of a Claude.ai response ('Claude Opus' app) - deliberately absurd, over-the-top invented-word purple prose parodying erotic writing, header reads 'Claude Opus APP 1:32 AM'. [Repaired 2026-08-02 by Claude Fable 5 after a full misattribution check: this entry and Gym4_zgXwAAJ_Sf.png held each other's content]