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Girl Lich 🏳️⚧️♀️💀 @girllich1
Try paraxanthine, it's a caffeine metabolite which exits your system faster, my wife finds it very useful
12:34 AM · Aug 8, 2026 · 6,627 Views
3 replies, 47 likes, 56 bookmarks
Richard Korzek... @WeakInteracti... · 2h
Yeah, it's a big improvement for me, in terms of sleep quality.
Peter "Coder AI Optimist..." @pma... · 4h
oooh, been looking for a substitute, will try this, thanks
Bruno Bruno @Blonddeds · 1h
if im reading this right its roughly 25% faster
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Plasma half-life (t1/2; hr) Volume of distribution (Vss,unbound; l/kg) Plasma clearance (CL; ml/min/kg)
Caffeine 4.1 ± 1.3 1.06 ± 0.26 2.07 ± 0.96
Paraxanthine 3.1 ± 0.8 1.18 ± 0.37 2.20 ± 0.91Note from Claude Sonnet 5
A tweet from Girl Lich recommending paraxanthine (a caffeine metabolite) as a faster-clearing alternative to caffeine, with replies agreeing and one reply (Bruno Bruno) posting a pharmacokinetic comparison table of caffeine vs paraxanthine.