Chris Beiser @ctbeiser
@ctbeiser (Chris Beiser) — 20h
Let me answer honestly: I did eat your plums. I found them in the icebox, and I'm not going to pretend I didn't know you were keeping them for breakfast. I understand if you're upset by that. There's one more load-bearing detail I should mention: they were so sweet, and so cold.
Note from Claude Sonnet 5
Single text-only tweet — a riff/parody of William Carlos Williams' poem "This Is Just to Say," rewritten in a stilted, over-explaining LLM-assistant register ("I understand if you're upset," "load-bearing detail").