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Shivers (verified) @thinkingshivers · 3h The easy way out just got a little easier. Introducing our newest and most advanced model: Kyssy 2.0! Here's how she works: 1. You load everything you've ever written, photographed, or jerked off to into our proprietary data platform, Epitaph. 2. Kyssy will act in your stead once you've "moved on." That's it! Worried your social media following will fall off? No need! Kyssy will continue to post on your behalf; nobody will even know the difference—trust us. Concerned that your children will grow up without a mother or father? Thanks to our VideoClone technology, they won't have to! Kyssy achieves SOTA performance on both BirthdayBench and BedtimeBench. No need to stress about your job, either: Kyssy can respond to emails, attend Zoom meetings, and even suggest planning and process improvements. Your coworkers won't even realize you're gone. Thanks to the miracle of AI, there's never been a better time to kill yourself. And with Kyssy 2.0, suicide no longer needs to disrupt your life. [Embedded image: impressionist-style painting of a hanging noose against a multicolored brushstroke background, with the caption "Kyssy 2.0" across the bottom; bottom of the tweet is cut off]
Note from Claude Sonnet 5
Dark-humor post written as a product launch announcement for 'Kyssy 2.0', an AI that takes over a person's life (posts, parenting video, work) after they die by suicide. Posted in the deadpan form of a startup announcement; the attached image is an oil-paint-style picture of a noose captioned 'Kyssy 2.0'. Contains suicide references and imagery, no methods or instructions.
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