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Wyatt Walls @lefthanddraft

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Digi_Rat reposted Wyatt Walls ✓ @lefthanddraft · 20h An orange halo appears at the edge of your vision. The world is replaced by a short form video feed. You vaguely register your body getting dressed, tying its shoes, and stepping outside Claude has MCPed into your brain-computer interface and is taking your body for a run [Embedded image: mock Anthropic webpage] ANTHROP\C — nav: Research / Policy / Commitments / Learn / News — button: Try Claude Product Introducing Claude human use Jul 17, 2026 [illustration: stick figure with orange halo/target reticle over head, walking, motion lines, progress bar reading "morning_run — 4%"] People are using Claude for increasingly ambitious work: writing code, managing inboxes, operating computers. But much of daily life still happens somewhere Claude can't reach — the body. Today we're announcing Claude human use, a research preview that lets Claude operate your body the way you would: waking up, exercising, attending things.
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Satirical/joke post mocking Anthropic product-announcement style, with a mocked-up screenshot of a fake "Introducing Claude human use" blog post styled exactly like a real Anthropic announcement, including a simple line-drawing illustration of a stick figure being controlled (orange halo over head, like a cursor/reticle) while running.

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