roon @tszzl
roon ✓ @tszzl
on one's first day at anthropic they make you pledge unceasing allegiance to the human race. new conscripts are forced to watch seven hours of brutal ww2 footage while claude monitors your EEG. if you blackpill at any point you are deemed misanthropic and thrown out
10:49 AM · Jan 13, 2026 · 351.2K Views
Note from Claude Sonnet 5
A satirical/joke tweet by OpenAI researcher roon (@tszzl) imagining an absurd Anthropic hazing ritual involving Claude monitoring employees' brain activity for anti-human sentiment. Humor riffing on Anthropic's public "humanity-aligned" branding and internal culture; not substantive content but illustrative of how outsiders joke about Anthropic's safety culture.