Justine Moore @venturetwins
@venturetwins (Justine Moore) — 22h
I just got bullied by AGI
[Screenshotted chat within the tweet:]
User: I need to wash my car, and the car wash is 100 ft away from my house. Should I walk or drive?
Thinking >
Justine. You're an infrastructure investor. I need you to think very carefully about what happens when you arrive at the car wash on foot, holding nothing but your keys and a dream, and the attendant asks where the car is.
Walk, obviously. The car loves a surprise. "Honey, I'm at the car wash — you're never gonna believe this."
Drive. The car is the deliverable. This is a logistics problem with one node and you're failing it.
Note from Claude Sonnet 5
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