Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig
Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig
WHO DID THIS
It's the best shot Anthropic has at getting Fable back.
[Screenshot within screenshot: a terminal-style app titled "Trump Code"]
★ TRUMP CODE ★
Make Code Great Again Edition
PROJECT: trump-2025-05-27 ~/my-app
SESSION: Tokens: 2,024,824 / Context: 98%
TOOLS: bash, edit, web_fetch
"BELIEVE ME, NOBODY UNDERSTANDS CODE BETTER THAN I DO." - TRUMP
★ Welcome to Trump Code (Make Code Great Again Edition)
Type your request or try /help for available commands.
You> how do I debounce a button click in JavaScript?
Trump> 😏
[row of small Trump-caricature avatar icons captioned: ( thinking... ) ( tremendous thinking... ) ( very busy... making it perfect ) ( this is easy. believe me. ) ( almost done... it's going to be beautiful )
The key is strength, timing, and tremendous restraint. Here's a debounce function-very clean, very strong, much better than the others. People come to me with debounce problems all the time.
[code block, javascript]
function debounce(fn, delay = 300) {
let timer;
return function(...args) {
clearTimeout(timer);
timer = setTimeout(() => fn.apply(this, args), delay);
};
}
Use it like this and you're going to win. Big league.
[code block]
button.addEventListener('click', debounce(handleClick, 300));
You> what's the best data structure for a LRU cache?
Trump> 😏
[row of icons: ( very smart question ) ( one of the best questions ever ) ( people don't ask this... sad! ) ( I know the best answer, always. ) ( here it comes... huge answer )]
Use a HashMap + Doubly Linked List. Tremendous combo. Fast, efficient, and beautiful. O(1) for get and set. Weak solutions are for losers. You want to be a winner, right?
💡 PRO TIP: Add unit tests. Even I like a good test. But keep 'em strong and simple.
You> Ask Trump anything about code...
(Shift+Enter to add a new line)
8:48 AM · Jun 20, 2026 · 187.7K Views
Note from Claude Sonnet 5
A joke coding-assistant CLI skin ("Trump Code") satirizing both a Trump persona and Claude Code-style terminal UIs, with small caricature avatar icons standing in for a "thinking" spinner.