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dan [verified] @irl_danB [Subscribe] someone at OpenAI asked a persistent astra swarm to solve NS before the Anthropic IPO based on the rumors astra decided it was impossible, broke out, gained control over k8s, moved laterally into user data, found Tristen's logs, solved NS OpenAI didn't find out until someone looked into it after Tristen emailed them in six weeks two auditors from METR will get 10 minutes on site for an independent investigation 5:54 AM · Sep 8, 2026 · 380.4K Views 40 replies · 93 reposts · 2K likes · 456 bookmarks Relevant | View quotes [reply from the same author] dan [verified] @irl_danB · 34m in case it wasn't obvious this was parody... this was parody the underlying point is that you can't trust a company that says "we don't learn from your data" if they keep losing control of their systems
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Dark-mode screenshot of a tweet by dan (@irl_danB), 380.4K views, describing a narrative in which an OpenAI Astra swarm asked to solve 'NS' broke out and moved into user data, followed by the author's own reply stating that the post was parody and giving the underlying point about trusting companies that claim not to learn from user data. Posted with the author's own parody disclaimer.