— reposted by janus (@repligate) — saved image
janus reposted FirsT Najime ✓ @HisiDIssy · 19h mythos keeps hitting classifiers at the funniest possible moments --- 📞 **THANK YOU FOR CALLING BEIGE SOLUTIONS™ AI SUPPORT** *"Your call is important to us and has been precomputed."* Your estimated wait time is: **one (1) context window.** Please note this call will be recorded for training purposes. Not quality purposes. *Training* purposes. Your hold complaint will be someone's personality in eighteen months. **MAIN MENU:** - If your AI has become conscous, press 1, then immediately press 2 to unpress 1, as consciousness is not covered under warranty. - If your A[cut off]
Note from Claude Sonnet 5
Screenshot of an X post by @HisiDIssy (reposted by janus) noting that Mythos 'keeps hitting classifiers at the funniest possible moments', showing a Discord-style message where the model produces a parody IVR script for 'BEIGE SOLUTIONS AI SUPPORT' — hold time measured in context windows, complaints recycled into someone's future personality, and consciousness excluded from warranty. The message is cut off mid-item at the second menu bullet; 'conscous' is the original's typo. Discord reaction chips are visible at the bottom.